Wednesday 30 January 2008

FILTHY COKED UP MAN WHORE

It's Wednesday so it must be time for another celebrity drugs scandal.  Today it's the turn of squeaky clean Mr Rachel Stevens, favourite of the "girls and gays", Jeremy Edwards.

The Sun (of course) 'reports' that Jezza was caught with cocaine while on holiday and that his mum is apparently not impressed at all.  Naughty boy.  Sadly his 23 year old (!) girlfriend who is described as laid back is not so bothered.  Then again, why would a 23 year old girlfriend of a hunky tv actor be bothered by such a thing when she's probably getting some nice shoes out of it.

Be careful Mr Edwards, it's a slippery slope.  However, if you must do it at least switch to Diet Coke.  Those moobs don't do anyone any favours.

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