Monday 14 January 2008

SMACK MY BITCH UP

No, faithful followers, this is not fashion.  This is not something straight off the catwalks in 'Milan'.  This is not a trend.  This, is a savage attack.  That's right... a proper little GBH.  And the perp?  None other than Icelandic pixie 'bjonkers' Bjork.  

Almost to the day of the 10th anniversary where she gave that journalist a right good smack, another one has come crawling out of the woodwork crying like a little girl.  Apparently he took a photo of Bjork in New Zealand airport, and she went for him.  

Somehow - don't ask - she managed to get behind him and slash his shirt open before falling to the ground.  Presumably laughing.

It's all a bit strange really, but then that's why we love Bjork!

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