Apparently a new plague is sweeping America, bringing families to their knees and wiping billions from the economy. Its name? MGO.Male Genital Odo(u)r.
But fear not, ye of smelly bollocks, help is at hand. Literally. Go to ismellperfect.com where you see the question we are all afraid to ask: "Why is it, that no matter how much time and effort I put into washing my penis in the shower, I still get that awful whiff or a rancid smell during the day?"
After you have cleared up the vomit, you go on to learn that this is perfectly natural (if you are a skank) and that a quick blast of Nodoro on your wee chap will clear up that unpleasant pong. It does however say that this product should in no way be ingested, so be careful what you wish for.
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