THE THIRD COMING

There are several defining factors about 'growing older' it seems.  One is that you are no longer the youngest person at work.  By a long shot.  Another is the usual policemen look younger that old chestnut.  And a third is when you suddenly notice someone who has just kind of grown up in the public eye without anyone noticing.  Sean Maguire for example.  He first appeared as Tegs in Grange Hill, a little dwarfy character who was always getting into bovver.  Then he popped up in Eastenders sporting a bizarre Irish accent and hobbling around on a bizzare broken leg.  After that, he vanished.  It seems he has been carving a little career for himself in the US of A, appearing in low budget soaps.  Now he wants to hit the big time with a movie called "Meet the Spartans" which is one of those daft farce rip off things that only appeals to 17 year old straight men.  Or does it?  Hello Sean!