Britney must be wondering where all the photographers went. The Sun gleefully reports today on how 'mad' Gazza was taking off in the back of a van (?), raving (!) and banging his head off the walls last night. Not just any old head though, but one on which he had 'scrawled' MAD after a psychotic episode - or "meltdown" in Sun terms - involving swearing plastic parrots. Now I don't want to get all preachy or anything but what the fuck is it about tabloids and mental health? They love it! Could you imagine them writing a similar article about someone having cancer? DYING star CARTED OFF in the back of an ambulance, HYSTERICALLY sobbing and vomiting DISEASED BLOOD.
I jest. It wouldn't all be so bloody awful if The Sun then didn't have a little "Gazza: Leave Your Tributes Here" box as if he had died. And then best of all, their closing line: Gazza's best mate Jimmy Five Bellies Gardner said "I don't know anything". Well that was worth printing.
Get well soon mate. Chuck on a nice pair of comedy tits and have a laugh.
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