Thursday 22 May 2008

COR WHAT A PAIR


Last night in your Super Soaraway Apprentice, it was a duel to the death between The Gents and The Lads, while the other ones...those girls...sat around talking about shoes and periods and cooking.  Or at least that's how the show was edited.  For some reason it felt like watching Brokeback Mountain, with the blossoming love of Michael / Raef and Alex / Lee McQueen.  Even though the women in the episode did ALL of the good work, they were relegated into the background.  One cheeky piss taking cameraman even made this shot of Lucinda.  

Shocking.  Speaking of Lucinda, I have finally decided that she is my winner.  Today, I start the Lucinda 2 Win campaign.  This is based on the fact that even between the brainless lumps of testosterone that are Alex and Lee, Lucinda managed to stick up for herself and give them what for.  


Not only that, but during the tissue task she even suggested using 'the gays' to advertise the product.  That was met with this reaction from Alex.

He's dead to me now.  His reaction was based on the fact that people might think he was gay if he bought the 'gay ad' tissues.  What??  Is this 1970?  Alex is 24.  That kind of attitude is totally unacceptable.  He can leave next for all I care.  Except I still think Michael needs to go next because he is just so annoying!  How did he survive another week?  

I must stop taking it so seriously.

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