HERE THEY COME

Who is this strange woman looking like a cross between Mariah and Photoshopped drag queen?  Why it's loser Niki from X Factor 2007.  You know, the dinner lady with the foghorn voice who sang Hot Stuff and made Celine Dion cry.  Or something like that.  Anyway I'm not interested in giving her crap single any attention but merely pointing out the start of Ex-X-Factor season.  For tis the time of year when losers bring out rubbish in order to coast along the wake of another series of 'hopefuls'.  For every Leona there will be a Steve Brookstein.  For Will Young there's a Niki.  I wonder if that skanky girl group from last year, Hope, will attempt to be the new Girls Aloud?

Keep an eye out for other losers.  First person to spot one wins a copy of Andy Abraham's greatest hits.