So what has she done to warrant the attention of my beady eye? Cured cancer? Brought peace to the middle east? Rescued the global economy from the credit crunch? No. Jade has lost 2 stone in 2 weeks. Whoopee. How? Well, she stopped eating crap and did some exercise. Oh my god it's such a revelation I need to lie down my head is spinning spinning spinning. Jade how could you have discovered such magical secrets? You didn't? You went to a fat farm? Ok. Well whatever I still think you're a miracle worker. But hold on, you've lost weight in the past and told us all to let's get fit and get dancin' so how do I know this is true? Show me a photo. A really badly photoshopped one that looks like Barbie got chunky. A photo so fake looking that even Milli Vanilli would feel vindicated.
Kthxbye.
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